kindergarten funnies

My kids have been so funny lately. Here's some of things I've heard in Room K-15!!

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Boy: I know someone who has the "wine flu."

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Me: Our color of the week is brown. Can you name some things that are brown?

Girl: You're hair is brown.

Boy: My Dad has brown hair.

Little Boy 2: My Dad is really hairy.

Little Boy 3: Oh my Dad is really hairy. He has lots of hair on his back.

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Boy 1: I live in W, Texas.

Boy 2: No way, I live in W, Texas too. I had no idea you lived in W, Texas.

Boy 2 then proceeds to write his phone number so Boy 1 can call him to come over to play. It's a small world at our school. Apparently everyone that goes to our school lives in the same town!!

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Me: The color of the week is black. Can you name some things that are brown?

Girl: A bomb.

Me: Uhhhh....what made you think of that??

Girl: That picture on the wall. (She was looking at my bulletin board of colors. She saw a black bowling ball and thought it was a bomb!)

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Me: Chickens give us eggs. Sheep give us wool. Cows give us milk. Did you know that goat make good milk too?

Girl: One time I had some bad milk and it gave me diarrhea.

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Me: So what are you doing this weekend?

Boy: Probably going to the gym.

Me: What gym do you go to?

Boy: Oh just the gym that has the 2 and the 4.

Me: 24 Hr Fitness

Boy: Ya, that one.

Me: I work out there.

Boy: Awesome. Do you bring your son with you?

Me: Well, I don't have a son?

Boy: (very confused) Why not? My Mom has a son.

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Don't forget to scroll down (past Meal Planning Monday) to see my weekend posts!!